pussyhoundspock:

i think all fictional couples should be evaluated by how funny an AITA reddit post about their first couple fight would be 

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girlfagot:

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kind of wish i was her :/

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ohh-lover:

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This says “Megalodon Alive?” in German but I’m so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

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copperbadge:

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ironpour:

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

How does he have time between eating spiders?

The task is eating spiders

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.

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